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{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}

{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}

{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}